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Joey is the best boyfriend i could have ever asked for. I love him so much and one day i will marry him <3

Girl: whos thats? Me (his gf): Thats joey hes my baby<3 Girl: yeah hes super hot me: die.

By Pokourio

The best person to ever exist.

Joey is the goat.

By pappi4308350257345874

If you're name is Joey, chances are you are an amazing guitar player and get all the bitches. You are really cool and sexy mf pimp. Also you are a baby kangaroo.

Do you know the guitar player Joey? I have a crush on Joey.

By Don Jose Bud

A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.

Girl 1: Joey is so weird. Girl 2: Not really.

By J.T. Summit

Joey is a hot funny kind smart person

Bully:You see that kid over there Cool kid:Yeah thats joey everybody had a crush on him Random girl: omg joey is so hott Random girl2: ikr like date me already

By Joeylover2