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A person that suffers of Best Pussy Disorder. BPD

Viola's pussy is unrivaled

By 6michi

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

By Charlie

n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside

-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week? -Yea, i heard he made another violist

By Anonymous

A big violin, invented in order to make violins feel like they're any good.

Violin 1: Hey dude, you know what's the difference between a viola and a vacuum cleaner? Violin 2: I don't, what is it? Violin 1: You have to turn the vacuum cleaner ON before it can SUCK

By PerMusicalShnookie

A) A sad, disappointing, and embarassing instrument played by sad, disappointing, and embarassing people. A chainsaw would fare better in a string quartet than this monstrosity. B) An abbreviated term for "viola player" or "violist," often used casually in school orchestras

A) Person 1: "Hey, Derrick, look at that pile of shit on the ground." Person 2: "Naw man, that's a viola." B) Cellist: "Have you heard the violas?! They're shit!" Violinist: "I know. I hope they don't have any solis in our next piece."

By Heathvixen