A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.
EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES? EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.
By Adm. H.G. Rickover
cum
Number 1: pee Number 2: poo Number 3: cum
By Hehe I cheated
The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).
Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
By Gas-sassin
Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.
"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"
By Kvarl_the_Lightbringer
just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping number 3 is the process of masturbation.
sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.
By DS Nutz