An all powerfull being who lives in a flying cloud castle and is always watching you.
God is watching when you poop. Even when you touch yourself at night. . . . . Sarah: *rubs her clit a little when she thinks no one is around* God: I. See. YOU!
By Jimmy CrackKorn
I am a child of God don’t you dare curse in my christian minecraft server. Will spam the Ten Commandments. -Only God -No idols -Remember the Sabbath -Honor your parents -No killing -No adultery -No stealing -Do not convet neighbor’s wife -Do not convet neighbor’s belongings Refuse to follow the ten commandments, then get out of my christian minecraft server.
Remember that Jesus is always the answer!! Be sure to mark that on all of your test problems!!! Only God!!!
By Riplife&mychickennuggets
something that people fight over for stupid reasons both atheists and theists
atheist:god does no exist so stfu you stupid christain theist:so a big nothingness created the world then?! atheist:okay prove he exists theist:prove he doesn't smart person: there is no proof that there is a god...just like there is no proof there is no god...so why argue about something we cant prove?
By stfuimrobert
When you pray REAL hard, this is the person that ignores you.
Timmy: Please, God, Don't let me die of Cancer, I love my daddy and I love living. 2 Days Later RIP Timmy
By BobDee
An imaginary entity that weak-minded people use to fall back on.
Only god can show me what to do now because I'm too stupid to know what to do now!
By AnJew