A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.
Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment. Girl 2: How do you know? Girl: Twitter. Girl 2: Oh.
By ilyrpattz
A place for stalkers. People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
By McMinorrrRocks
A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well. The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Twitter samples: @jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart @myass64: great stuff buddy. @ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals? @thebignothing: especially in Michigan @poot: most def (ad lib)
By Parcerito
Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE
GUY1: hey, get a twitter GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter GUY3: get a fucking life
By AdamRock1
A place for aspiring stalkers!
Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...
By BeeRBee