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melbourne

The fashion, events, food and wine, arts, shopping, financial, entertainment and style capital of Australia. Sports and street art capital of the world. The only thing it isn't is tourist capital- they flock to see the one piece of arhcitectural brilliance Sydney ever saw (which is now liek 50 years old)leaving Melbournians to live in the world's greatest and most liveable city in contentment. The city is literally alive with all the biggest events in Australia. Commonwealth Games, Fashino Festival, Food Festival, Arts Festival, Grand Prix, Fringe Festival, World Swimming Champs, AFL Grand Final, Aus Open. Best architecture in Australia- Royal Exhibiton Buildings, MCG, FLinder's St Station, Southern Cross Station, Eureka and Rialto, Fed Square and literally thousands of others. Read about them all in the book Design City: Melbourne. Now I don't think there's one of those for Sydney... Nor is there anything like the number of events, nor the quality of their food, fashion, arts or culture. But thats ok, they can all go to the beach all day and try not to get raped or mugged.

SydneySider1: Because of the immense lack of anything to do in this overcrowded, polluted, dangerous city, I'm going to the beach to escape the stifling heat that grips our city for most of the year. SydneySider2: So true. We've seen the opera house and bridge so now there's really not much to do. If only we lived in Melbourne we could enjoy the fantastic array of things there are to do and see all year round.

By Gynto

Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne" "That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!" "Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks" "Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

By Mr.Excitement

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