What's on your mug?

An annoying brother, normally trying to bother his sister all the time.

P1: Your such a Lincoln!!! P2: UGH!! YOUR SO MEAN!

By STRAWBERRY/SODA!

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da... Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH Daniel T - oh okay Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

By juliathemangillard

Lincoln’s are guy with huge penises. They are amazing in bed they will eat you like pizza. They like hot girls that are thic.

Girl 1: Holy shit that is a Lincoln Girl 2: He definitely has a HUGE penis

By Kenna Soulek

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.

Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.

By Pu$$y$layer666999

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic person two:omg ikr he’s the best

By usucc