What's on your mug?

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis. Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class. Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.

Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt? Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute! Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy. Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa? Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.

By Chezzelly

...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend. To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;)) Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session. After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it! Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.

Kurt is a Kurtleturtle

By TBW_

kurt is a badass kid who likes to chorr head

Kurt, will you ever be a slut

By RoomiePlays

Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.

Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions. That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.

By TooFunny2

He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.

Damn that nigga is being a kurt rn

By hoe ass nig