What's on your mug?

A sparkling fairy!!

OMIGOD! ITS EDWARD CULLEN! HE GLITTERS!

By Dallas Sparkleshock

A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that? Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY? Edward: i'm a monster bella Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

By Jadelan

A fictional vampire from the Twlight series. He is apperantly "the perfect guy", so perfect in fact that all girls gain ridiculously high standards after reading about him. Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more. He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"

Girl: Listen sweatheart, we need to break up. Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it. Girl: You are... Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy? Girl: Yes. Guy: ... Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*. Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire? Girl: Yes...

By EdwardCullenMustDie

A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun. His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves. Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward". Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.

Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.

By QuoteGirl

An extremely attractive male vampire who can read peoples minds from the Twilight Saga. A series of movies between a vampire (Edward) and a human girl (Bella) who fall in love. In the movies Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson.

Bro you wanna watch Twilight Sure I want me some Edward Cullen!

By yesjustlikethefruit