What's on your mug?

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

By mlex

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag. Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar" Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

By awesome_s

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler* Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

By BringerofMail

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'

Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude? Steve: Yeah, what about him. Bob: He's such a douche canoe.

By Hematidrosis

Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it. Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer

At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.

By Lieutenant Buzzkill