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Crush

Well.. there are 5 types of em'. 1st level is Happy Crush. Its when you just admire or adore them like a relative or some shit like that. 2nd is Crush. This is when a few steps is progressed from "Happy Crush". In short terms, this is Mutual Understanding 3rd level is Candy Crush. This is when shit gets serious. You want to be with them, do anything just to see them, blah blah blah. 4th is Crush Crush. This is when the shit gets a fuck ton more serious. This is when you have a relationship with them. Youre always with them. You dont want them to get out of your sight. 5th is Crushing the Crushes. This is when youre planning some stuff *cough* fuck each other *cough*. Youre ONE step away from fuckin engagement.

Some Friend: Oh Her? You like her dont you *smirk* Me: U-umm.. I think so. Wait.. YES. YES YES YES. SO MUCH. Friend: OOOOHHH!! IMMA TELL HER THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER Me: *regrets*

By *someone who is not desperate*

crush

The #1 cause of death, most commonly in teenagers. In other words, it means that you have some sort of maddening obsession over a boy or girl and you just CAN'T stop thinking about them. Oh, and you 'like' them. Lots. Like, 'like like'.

Donna had a crush on this boy down the street. He was your regular, cute, boy that seemed just perfect for her. The crush got so insane that she was starting to think she was having obsession problems and resorted to going to see a shrink.

By crotchetyteenager

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