The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Person1: I attend a pseudocannibalistic ritual every Sunday. Person2: You must be a follower of Christianity. Person1: You are correct.
One of the three religions that involves the worship of God, along with judaism and islam (judaism refers to God as "Yahweh", and islam refers to God as "Allah"). Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian. Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity). Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear). On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
"Christianity is misunderstood now; christianity is, by nature, a greatly respectable religion." -me "Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you." -Jesus Christ "Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?" -Jesus Christ
By Dave
1) probably one of the most mis-used words in the world...viewed as a religion...which if you think about its not...at all...but i will use it in the following definitions for lack of a better word...forgive me... 2) a "religion" that 50% of people will claim to be, but in reality less than 5% truly knows what is it to be a christian... 3) a "religion" in which most of the people that turn away from it are doing so because of christians... 4) one of the only truths in this world, and everone will know it one way or another.
person 1: i think christianity is a religion person 2:...define religion... person 1:hmmm *looks at dictionary* a set of moral guidelines to live by person 2:...no...ur missing the point...its not about what you have to do...its about whats all ready been done for you because you could not do it yourself... person 1: wow... person 2: exactly
By a new person in christ
A religion that has probably caused the death of more people than anything else in human history.
Christianity was a good idea 1000 years ago, but this is the 21st century! Religion is outmoded!
By SoCalTeen
a hit comedy series staring god and jesus
jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us. god: i know, it's almost like they worship us. *cue fake laughter* christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
By thegreatcornholio