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China is a nice place to travel, since it has 2500+ years of history. And its scenery is awesome. But... 1) it is the world's most populated country; 2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn; 3) it is Red...Communists controlled... 4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty... 5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens... 6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support. 7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...

Man 1: Hey I wish I could've lived in Yun Nan Province, hell the scenery is awesome! Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer? Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then! Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...

By Whoever knows China deeply

A country that is so old and complex that the average American could not write an accurate definition for it if they tried (and we do)

Maybe I'll write a definition for China...wait, i have no clue what really goes down in China.

By D.E. Fresh

the nation with no problems whatsoever, no population decline damaging it's industrial ability, no water crisis, no lack of political cohesion, no housing crisis, no nothing! there isn't even an excess population of males! there isn't even horrible building quality! look, they even have the money capacity to do desalination by having an incredibly low gdp per capita!

guy 1: hey guy 2, lets write a blog about china and how great it is! guy 2: but it sucks, you should watch polymatter's china's reckoning guy 1: but we need to justify communist ideologies!!!!

By faxlord

The land of 1,000 KFCs.

KFC is so popular in China, that even McDonald's sells Kentucky Fried Chicken.

By Ookpick GooseFrubba

1. Arch nemesis of Japan 2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air) 3. Very Asian people 4. Xi Jinping’s disciples 5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.

Guy from China: Let’s go to Japan China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word Guy from China: * demands a fight* *sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)

By u wish u were me :)