What's on your mug?

A lifestyle, not an addiction.

Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty? But what about dinner? Take-away?

By Ilovemorganfreeman

While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.

Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.

By thedaniel

When a guy says he plays this game, it's a red-flag. Tells me he's a douche and doesn't have enough time to even call their girlfriend for 5 minutes even though he'll stay up til 4 am playing. If you're getting laid, you might wanna check up on your girl. COD > Sex with hot gf? I don't think so.

gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?" bf: "Yeah one sec." gf: "Alright awesome :)" 3 hours later.... gf: "Ummm... you never called me." bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."

By skizzle69

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

By growlithe1234

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

By GingerPuff