What's on your mug?

He’s a total complete dick.

Matthew is such a queer

By Pewdsub

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!

Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU

By Barrythebee

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

By orcalover2004

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

By burtcake69

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run Matthew: come here little child

By Dhdhdhdj