BIG OL HO LOOKIN ASS NIGGA was born out of her mothers asshole became black, and never came back but when she did she was blind, and in a wheel chair with a seeing eye dog named gospel one hell of a mofafu!
juanito: hey, did you see that video that one day maria: yeah, shakira's my favorito! 'hips don't lie' carlos: yeah, you WHAT a jordan..... NIGGA WUT?! jordan jordan jordan h8r!
By JENIVE
Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care!
I can't believe he ditched me like that.. He is definately a Jordan!!!
By lalaalaaa, xx
A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.
Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes" Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic!"
By S-Sauce
A kid that tries to convince everyone that he's related to a celebrity
Person1: "Hey look at that guy telling everyone that he's related to MJ." Person2: "Yeah dude, he's such a Jordan"
By Dornob21
a male that is tall and blonde. but he sometimes isnt liked very much. but he has a girl that loves him no matter what. and he loves her even though she isnt the best looking girl.. he has an outer shell which makes him act like he is big and bad. although he has a very kind heart but people never really see past his outer shell
max: "do you like Jordan?" william: "yeah, hes alright. he can be stupid sometimes though." max: "yeah, he tries to be big." william: "yeah, but hes not that bad."
By lolhehehaha