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The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!

Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan Person 2: no who’s that Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom

By what’s up niggaaaaaaa

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.

Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

By gkshsjd

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore 2. Jordan = cuntivore 3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore." 4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan 5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?" "Yes."

By BadManThomas

another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope

"OMG i cant even see you, you must be a jordan."

By sexymama78387