Viola
A musical instrument used by low iq musicans
I saw you are playing the violin No silly i play viola (Escapes)
By Mr.JazzMusician
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viola
A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)
How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They can't get that high!
By th3samiam
Viola
A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.
Someone please stab that viola!
By relievetheworldofviolas
Viola
An adolescent. Derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, specifically from Malvolio's description of Viola in Act 1 Scene 5: "Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy..."
"How old is your son?" "Oh, he's a Viola."
By Zach F
Viola
A lower pitch and a little larger than a violin.
Boy 1: Hey man I just got a viola it's pretty sick! Boy 2: Can I hear it? Boy 1: Sure here! Boy 2: Wow that sounds pretty nice.
By urbandictionarysuckslmfao