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Oh [well] [jeez], if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition. Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s [true that] some [people] have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited [people]” Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.” Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous [will] lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation” Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”

Jerp [Doctor] Jorp “Having a problem with [people] having more that you is [nothing] but envy.” Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other [people] having more than me OR it’[s] envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other [people] have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another [guy] I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.” Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.” Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).” Dr. [Doctor] PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.” Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout [dat]!?”

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