What's on your mug?

Far away, a long distance. (Most commonly used in Louisville)

Friend 1: “yo yall tryna go to the football game?” Friend 2: “ hell no bruh thats a stroke away”

By hunchojb

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Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly

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By _(┐「ε:)_

Taking your sweet time because your getting paid by the hr

John is such a clock stroke.he has been working on the same thing all morning.

By Tommy2gun

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By storke