A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.
Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class? Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class. Tom: Forshizzle
By TheColonelSanders
1. The love of knowledge. Also associated with argumentation and reasoning. Usually mentioned when talking about the ancient philosophers, such as Plato and Socrates. 2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.
I majored in philosophy in college, and now I clean toilets for a living. P and not P? That is a paradox.
By Smooth B
The study of processes through which the different natures of reality are comprehended, often working from priori principles. Unlike science which is organised knowledge, philosophy is organised study of the means through which knowledge is derived.
PHILOSOPHY: Student: I can calculate how long it will take for this car to reach the ramp’s end based on earth surface conditions and calculus. Oddities: yes, but through what means have you derived such postulates? Secondly, whatever observations are then made shall only be comprehend due to the chemistry of your brain piecing together a substitute for the transcendental reality. Student: I think it’s better if we don’t think about that shit.
By Fromadripunderpressure
Hey all you fuckin hippies: GO FORNICATE YOURSELVES WITH A CROWBAR!
Contemplate that! , ha!
By Think About It....
what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans
yeah that's right you drooling tard lacs
By sick fucks