useless
Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-" Person 2: "Twitter?" Person 1: "Yeah." Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
By edasenaz
What's on your mug?
Basically Facebook without everything but status'.
Rick: Do you use Twitter? Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook. Rick: Sounds reasonable.
By a someewhat smart guy
Simple a place to legally stalk people
I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile
By melman
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year. -Steve Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
By Quazimodo tre tousand
The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.
I licked her TWITTER.
By Edddiee P