What's on your mug?

A day in which beer, football and turkey are celebrated and/or devoured. Many times, drunk people will give thanks for the success of their team. This word may have had a different meaning before modern times.

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By Cameron

A holiday in which the skeletal remains of indians will rise from the ground and attack on thanksgiving in the year 2007. They will kill anything they see and whoever they kill will turn into one of them! military forces will be no match and their tanks will be overturned and they will be slain. The entire planet will be overrun by these skeletons and they will kill everyone until every single living person on the planet is one of them. Once every person is one of them they will roam the earth for billions of years until lifeforms form another planet touch down here. These life forms will be killed and their superiors will obliterate the planet earth for the sake of the rest of the universe.

watch out whos country you steal!

By da hood'

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

By Prof. Goldman

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks". UK: "but that's like one day!"

By a-winters-tail

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

By Dubiks