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Ted is extremley hot and sexy induvidual he is a good athlete and gold medal winner all-around, all girls want him cause of his excessive sexyness, he owns at COD and all other games he is fluent in English, Japanese, Togalog, Korean, and African. Ted is also a swag ninja and works in the U.S government he has killed some of the world greatest threats. He swag level is, 459087348673485760934587690834576098357467376274567868976097846598347560435769348756348975609345876098345760938475690837450968734509876093485760934857603

girl1: Ted is soooo sexy girl2: ino right? i wish i could go out with himm straight guy1: mee tooo

By Hot gurls :D

V. Tedding. The act of claiming rights to, or calling dibs on a female, without the intent, ability, or know how to follow through on said declarations. The act of tedding is normally followed by consumption of copious amounts of alcohol at the realization that the woman in question is NOT going home with the one who was tedding.

Don't ted that, she is way out of your league. Don't ted on my girlfriend.

By Mblock

A guy who sits in the cubicle next to you and talks in a really deep voice.

"How does that guy sell so much stuff" "It's because he's a Ted" "Wow, his voice is really deep"

By sprinklesprinkles

A 12 year old girl.

look there is a ted!

By mistermustache

The deity that people of the Tibika religion praise. Ted-heads predominately reside along the east coast, and often praise their deity once a year at knife shows. God may be known as an all seeing, all knowing being, but Tibika is known as "a man with a plan". Ted-heads are predominately motorcycle heads who praise Ted by sitting around and listening to pink floyd.

"Yo man, fuck jesus, I praise Ted now" "And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Ted my soul to keep"

By Ted-head