Owned
when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.
Step dad: Eat your supper. StepChild: You're not my dad. Brother: Owned.
By 9aBe
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owned
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people. See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
By Jose Gomez
Owned
To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin. NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc. A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.
"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED!!!!" "OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO! LMAOOOOOOO! OWNED!!!!!! OH FUCK!"
By Fat Cop
owned
See Own.
You just got owned bitch.
By nocturnal
OWNED
When a [person] gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that [jazz]. It is now used more often, specially on [youtube], many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...
Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to [girl] that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done) Boy chit-chatting with his [friends]... The crushin' [girl] walks towards him... [Girl]: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing) Boy: what letter? [Girl]: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!? Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???) [Girl]: okay here.... Girl gives him the note, still blushing. Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day. Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED. "ooooooo she just got owned.." -A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall) Woman: are you fucking cheating on me? Man: absolutely not [baby]. Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket) Man: [baby] thats yours.. Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers... SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking.. HE JUST GOT OWNED...
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