Hilarious - Really Funny Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing. 2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator." Person 2: "Lettuce!"
By Brainbarf
Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.
Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?" Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it" Surfer 1: "Lettuce"
By Betsea87
A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value. Similar to "brings nothing to the table"
John isn't coming out tonight. That kid is lettuce!
By the bottom
a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.
put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together
By ubernostrum
A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players
Bud ur lettuce is sick shit
By Lettucebuet1