Kurt
A small dick little bitch who needs to compensate for his small penis by having a fake work truck and a big boat. His tiny micro boy penis gets smaller every time he pulls the trigger of a speargun. His boyfriends all enjoy his thick eyebrows and his height is just right for sucking cock. His hair is also very thick and slicked back by a nice fist full of jizz. Lieutenant tight ass is the name, "it gets looser every night" so Kurt says. He's like the little house dog everyone thought would get bigger but he was just bred to be small. He will never grow to be a big dog. He's the catcher in every homosexual intimacy in which he involves himself. "I am a giant flaming pussy"- Kurt
Oh he was just born with a "Kurt" it's unaturally minescule.
By Do it for saint