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jordan is a king among men. he’s like the brad pitt of his generation. everyone he meets wants to suck his dick. those that are lucky enough to actually be allowed this privilege almost have a heart attack at the sight of his massive massive gigantic penis. if he deems you worthy of actual real-life sex, you’d better be prepared, because he knows what he’s doing. he’ll fuck your mcfuckin brains out. he’s sexy as hell and could literally get whatever he wanted by seducing whoever he needs to get it from. his eyes are gorgeous and perfect and mesmerizing, his hair always looks perfect even when he thinks it’s a disaster bc he’s oblivious to how attractive he is. he also could be a stripper or a firefighter based solely on appearance and strength. but also he’s smart and clever and curious and has a million incredible ideas all the time and it’s so cool to hear all of them :)) is there anything he could do to be more perfect? definitely not. except maybe kiss his girlfriend (who is the luckiest person in the universe) 10 times more. if you end up with a jordan, make sure you never lose him!!!!

girl #1: holy shit did you see that guy girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh i’d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off girl #1: ..... girl #1: you fuckin right, let’s get it girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho

By macaroniiiiiiica

an actual lad that every one wants to do things with. he is a legend the strongest man ever he actually makes straight men gay when he walks past, any girl loves a Jordan

"look at that bloke!" "Yeah man he must be a Jordan!" "why?" "because I am gay now."

By thelad69420eshaybrahyaogdayigp

A subpar basketball player with the fattest most massive caboose in the world. He’s a fine dark skinned man and can pull everyone including your mom.

Person 1: Who has a bigger butt Nicki Minaj or Jordan Person 2: Jordan

By Baby_Jay3290

someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)

he must her Jordan!

By hisgal

A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.

"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!" "I know. She's a total Jordan."

By toxxxy