What's on your mug?

Someone who is deceased

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By Slaygirlslay133

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

By AB365

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

By AdmiralHous

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

By The guy from Scam Support Inc.

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

By Jestacog3