What's on your mug?

Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.

Woman: What are you looking at? Man: Your boobs.

By sukebe

The answer to everything.

Girl: "Hey, can I borrow your ______?" *leans slightly forward to expose boobs* Guy: "TAKE IT ALL!"

By Lynne A.

A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard! (.)(.) normal boobs (.) (.) big boobs (*)(*) bit boobs (#)(#) milked boobs Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex

girl:Ow! My boobs! Guy :Soft Boobs! Guy: Can I touch them? Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs! Guy: Did you see her boobs? Guy2: Ya! they were awesome! Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!

By big ( . )( . )

1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :) 2. The cause of all of life's problems. 3. The solution to all of life's problems.

1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend. 2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash. 3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

By talkingmouth

The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.

Men take great comfort in my boobs.

By Little Deby Big Boobs