What's on your mug?

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

By ayeayeayeeeeeeee

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water? Matthew: ... Guy 1: Matthew? Matthew: Sure. Guy 1: Matthew. Matthew: What? Guy 1: This is a bowl. Matthew: Drink it.

By WhothehellusedBowlastheirname

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

By CJTB100

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

By Sunseaus

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

By He he he