Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number. this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.
person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!" person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."
By GeorgexOrwell
carmel colored piece of shit! who sucks dick for a living and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....
Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!
By heashley
A whore's hat trick. Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend. Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out. Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.
Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".
By DuckSucka!
Dookie. otherwise known as poop. a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.
"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "
By Dookmiester
(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart 2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan. Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan. Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
By judas iscariot