What's on your mug?

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan? Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

By Cheabiotch

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

By sshhaanniiqquuaa

Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

By JayBeeBeatch

A TWAT

Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat

By Justonemore

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

By horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee