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The meaning of life

1. Death is like beating Life's final boss but also losing.

By Ur mom: "Got em"

the end of life and all your worries... the only occurrence of the future that can be guaranteed

death rings a sweet, alluring tone, it brings the promise of rest and happiness in exchange for little pain...

By witherose

The only thing that can save you from school, work, your mother, and asking your dad for help with math homework. Alas, do not kill yourself because I do enjoy your existence:)

1. Her cock tastes like death 2. My mother gave me a death glare 3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option

By Marvelcreep3000

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

By Hym Iam

The Overarching Antagonist of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, based on the folklore version of Death, being a white bipedal wolf instead of a skeleton.

Puss: you are no bounty hunter, you are.. Death: Death! And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theatrically or in any other fancy way. I'm Death, Straight. Up.

By JabariTheBeaver