a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.
Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan" Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings? Man #2: yea that was a great movie Man #1: yea totally historically accurate Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
By Jordan Fetus
another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick
"dude thank god im not like jordan"
By Rhana
RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.
That kid is a jordan.
By Steven Shickel
A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!! AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!! Jordan: I'll wait for you forever *anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier. Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
By ihatejordan
Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away
aww man i just pulled a jordan
By Everyone whos every pulled a jordan