What's on your mug?

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

By titwanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in [Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

By luxetraveller

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

By youfuckingcunttbh

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!" Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

By plasmafury

1. term used for someone who jacks off all day. 2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job. 3. a fuckin' retard

1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker 2. man that guy is such a wanker 3. What a wanker

By Stephanie \'youngin\'