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SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.

Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members

By soccerplayer 101

The most popular sport in the world, involving a ball and two goals and played on a grass field.

Angel plays soccer.

By buttonshXc

A boring, monotonous, and tedious to watch English sport played by nations with no clue on how to play, nor create, anything better. A sport that has no shame in stupidly kicking a ball back and forth for 90 minutes to then end the match at 0-0. A sport that despite its pointless monotony comes up with the stupid rule of offside to make it even more absurdly contrived and monotonous. A sport where a referee can claim whatever he damn pleases and it goes even if the call is obviously 100% inaccurate, catastrophic, and on camera. A sport so frustratingly pointless; yet hyped, that many of its live spectators loose their heads by minute 45 and rather start killing each other during half time. A sport that makes all athletic Americans realize by 9th grade that thankfully there are other sports like Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, American Football, Lacrosse, Golf, etc.

Soccer is like Absinthe liquor, it seems good, interesting, amusing, complex, and fun but once you consume it you realize that its bad elements are too overpowering, too much of it is just too hard to bare, insisting would be pointless, and you say forget it, thanks God there is Rum, Gin, or Whiskey.

By Gallardo2

life

Soccer equals life.

By socerluvr4ever

A great kickass sport that requires skill, speed, agility, and determination. All the Americans who say soccer is a pussy sport havent tried it they are just cunt faced assholes bitches that say it is low scoring and boring, but scoring a goal is much harder than getting a touchdown. Soccer players are usually natrual athletes and they are hella awesome.

American football fan: Soccer is a pussy sport Me: *Kicks him in his tiny balls* American football fan: OW Me: Thats how a soccer player kicks bitch*spits on face*

By Eric!