Reality
What the actual [fuck]? Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat [prison]. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This [one]' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else [one] (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-[sack] (and not in a good [way]... Or possibly in a good [way]🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or [individual] non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another [one]'s will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and [individual] level. Biological elements.
I need to maintain my [rat]/pig/monkey-mech-suit and the maintenance (in and of itself) has social and psychological implications. And why is it happening? Reality [monster]. The general consensus is reality [monster]. The other ones are pretty stoked about it. Some [people] don't believe that it's reality [monster] but it's more-likely-than-not just reality [monster]. Because why would it not be? Seems pretty damn reality monster-y to me. About which I (personally) am not particularly enthused. Then there is the persistent insinuation that I am not properly doing what it wants. That's the religious element. Then there is the personal element. This [one]'s existence has a canonical interpretation over time. The other ones are aware of this one and react to it's existence. This takes the form of this ones favorite writers referencing this one in their writing or speech. And this is all just the baseline level of analysis that is required to interpret all subsequent information received. I could go on but I'm running out of characters... Do I go that about right or is my grasp of reality off?"
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