What's on your mug?

Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3

By Opiepost69

noun - semen verb - to ejaculate Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."

"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."

By Fob Star

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin? Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3 Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet. Rick: Ight thanks

By TheMysteriousKnowItAll

Taking a Pee is a number 1. Taking a Dump is a number 2. Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

By Hardtokill

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

By Grandpa max