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The third 'word' in the phrase guaranteed to be used by any woman who has won, or ever will win, any radio contest: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! And, it's almost always reiterated three times.

Radio announcer: "This is KRAC- You're our hundred caller! Congratulations! Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! Radio announcer: That's right, you won! What's your name? Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! uhhh, Dakota??!? Radio announcer: Dakota, how would you and a friend like to see Matchbox 20 Thursday nite?! Winning contestant: !!!!!!OH MY GODDD!!!!! (delivered with extra screechy-ness) Radio announcer: (thinking, "god, I hate my job")

By sgtsixpack

The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."

And God replied: I am Who Am. And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.

By Joe from DP

A completely non biased definition: In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all. A biased opinion: A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.

Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God. Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.

By DS joando

a widely known imaginary friend

mommy i didnt do it god did it

By Anonymous

A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.

Moses and the Ten Commandments: "WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!? GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"

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