1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving. 2. also a large flappy loose vagina
1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats! 2. Dave: Was she any good last night? Tim : Nah, she had a goat
By sdgh; gfd;khl g
Rec.sport.tennis official [definition] - Greatest Of All [Time] <at some crap or other to do with tennis>. Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn'[t] cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT. Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/[silly] folks to be Mr.R.Federer of [Sweden], however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence. Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.
GOAT Examples: Clay GOAT - Borg Tuneup GOAT - Lendl Left-handed GOAT - Laver Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net- player GOAT - Becker Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi Peaking too early GOAT - Chang Nearly-man GOAT - Henman Journeyman who had [one] big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan Happening Hair GOAT - [Frank] Dancevic ass picking GOAT - Nadal ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed Striking resemblance to that [guy] from American [Pie] GOAT - Roddick Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic Can'[t]-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :) Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny [One]-Match-Superman-At-[Aussie]-GOAT - Tsonga Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg Goat [taco]: Cantina los Caballitos; Goat byryiani: Minar Palace; Roast goat: my grandmother. Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin Miserable-Scottish-[git] GOAT - Murray Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT) [Lazy] Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline
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A sexual practice common only to the Dumfries area of Scotland. Involves flatulence and fisting.
Look, Adam's doing the goat again.
By mr horrible
Greatest Of All Time. Used very loosely, more so to describe anything even remotely good. This word is derived from the word "goat", an animal, "goat" being derived from "got", which is derived from "Zlatan Ibrahimovic".
That Capra aegagrus hircus is very GOAT.
By Bob The Guy
Acronym for Greatest of All Time.
After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!
By Boozeturd