ted
to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit
"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"
By nilsmartin
What's on your mug?
ted
A fan of rockabilly music. The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.
Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go! If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.
By Psycho Billy
Ted
an all-encompassing term for anyone you are on moderately good terms with. It is a sign of endearment and respect. The word Ted is only properly used on freinds of the same sex.
Ben: Yo whats up man? Billy: Not much Ted.
By Col Arse
ted
Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium
The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.
By Nick Victim
ted
The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.
I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.
By God