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Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

By SolidBollerk

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

By Mrmeeeet

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick Tony:he has a shmeat alright

By Helpful swinger

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

By Thaifood.com

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

By Hhhvytvytv