What's on your mug?

Something 13 year olds girls say to be "quirky" and "funny"

"Potato XD"

By Smackaboo

po·ta·to /pəˈtādō/ noun noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes 1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics. 2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’. 3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder. Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

By saxonbojaxon

what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.

a: potatoes are cool b: thanks for the compliment bro a: what do you mean lol b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.

By a potato on the internet ._.

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected? huh, what mayor? Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls OHHH, I'm a potato

By EL SEXO GRATIS

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me." "Look at that girl she is such a potato."

By Mieshamoo