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Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses. Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did. The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center. God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?

Bill Russell: 11 rings Michael Jordan: 6 rings Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!

By Jajad

Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time

Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!

By K-Tweezy

I agree with Willy Word above. Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash. Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough. The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY. Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on. Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.

I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan. (Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)

By Glenn N.

The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!

Michael Jordan.

By Jordan Lover<3(:

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick 2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay 3)dude:hey michael let me hop on mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

By Harry Doerr