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A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

By MBC

Hippie: hip•pie also hip•py, n. pl. hip•pies: An individual who wants to be different and thus chooses to dress like everyone else who wants to be different. They are characterized by an extreme break with reality and logic, empathy for Josef Stalin and Karl Marx and a smell that is equal parts unwashed crotch, feces and Patchouli. Hippies find it distasteful, even conformist to engage in activities like regular bathing, hair washing, teeth brushing or shaving, leading to the often mistaken impression that many hippie women have Buckwheat in a headlock. Hippie style can be characterized as ‘Dumpster Chic’ and includes a generally out of date, ill fitting and stench ridden assortment of random fabrics and beads that the Salvation Army wouldn’t even give a tax receipt for. Finally, hippies are noted for their advocacy of free love and free money, largely due to the fact that because of their smell, they rely heavily on each being ‘free’.

Patrick could smell the hippie coming before he saw him and, as usual, heard him ask for money. All you wanna do is slap a hippie...

By Annonymous Badass

n. A smelly prototypical raver who makes the rest of America's liberals look really, really bad by inappropriate association.

Much like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart, you'll a know a hippie when you see it.

By mw2

A person with the outrageous notion that people, animals and the natural environment should be treated with respect. This person, furthermore, ridiculously believes that war is not a good thing. A current figure of scorn for those of the generation raised under St. Ronnie.

lol u fag your a hippie

By hwbrgdtse

Someone who uses personal freedom as an excuse to not get a job. Hippies listen to lousy music, wear worn out rags, have no fashion sense, worship Jerry Garcia, and smoke weed all day.

I went to that party the other night, you know the one down the block. There were too many hippies, it was lame.

By sting130