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FOX News

A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.

The motto of FOX News is "Fair and Balanced*", but should be "Fairly Biased." *Yeah right.

By Volimer

Fox News

It is a sensationalist media outlet that perpetuates negative stereotypes against republicans. Most republicans, like me, don't watch this garbage. It's meritless propaganda, presented with catchphrases like "THE SPIN STOPS HERE"- ironically followed by opinionated commentary. Fox News is why everyone assumes I hate gay people and muslims just because I have conservative opinions about the economy. I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE. I'M PRO CHOICE. But Fox News, day in and day out, convinces America that Republicans are ignorant fucks who want America to be a white-supremacist police state. I just want you guys to know my opinion on that, me being an insider and all..

Me: I support privatized health care and I believe in the free market. Everyone else: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FUCK! Me: Thanks a lot, Fox News! >:(

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