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Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem. Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

By Senpaiwaifu

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?" "Yeah he's a douche." "That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

By large barges

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

By _moosedrool_

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

By bob h boberson

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

By phenix_247