Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything. OR Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along. Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
By Litlikeachristmas tree
Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time
Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out? Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin
By Theholyscumxx
My bitch
My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.
By Iloveducks9000
You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.
My damn cousin
By Lindee
A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.
“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”
By Dopeassoap