What's on your mug?

an orange fruit caracterized by a lot dumbness and idiotness.

i ate a trump. it made me lose the test.

By HuhHoh

A person (or group) who loses so often and so hard, that they are even worse than an average loser; a person (or group) who can't stop losing.

Politics - The Donald was impeached twice! He just can't stop losing. He is such a trump! Sports / Games - If we keep losing every game, people will think we're trumps! General - Don't be such a trump, bro!

By Pansexual Satan

A turd that must be flushed twice.

I totally trumped, that gas station toilet.

By Rad Turlington

A dump that needs two flushes.

"Stop at the next gas station, I gotta take a wicked trump." "That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."

By Bob Feathertoe

Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win. Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).

He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump! Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.

By Mechabear